Anonymous
Hi, I'm peregrint, and I have sexual fantasies about Lord Denethor, Steward of Gondor. One dream in particular occurs quite often, and it goes as so: Denethor orders me to wear a cape full of small, ripe tomatoes, without any undergarments and in a loud, powerful voice, he yells... "Bring wood and oil!" and, slowly, I do so and then he begins to nibble upon my cape, whilst I feverishly foam at the mouth.

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1 year ago with 29 notes -
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  1. faecce said: read that as ‘hi, i’m pregnant’
  2. nataliatasha said: IM CRYING
  3. wicked-fae said: screencap. now. pls.
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